Longing for bigger Dong: Penis Enlargement is your savior. True or False!

I had been scammed by emails offer for various pills, ointments, pumps and penile exercise programs offered by many self-proclaimed Mr. Dong-Longer experts. They made such a good promotion and boyzz… I admitted that I was tempted to give it a try.

Who wouldn’t if they promise half an inch to 2 inch increase in length and girth within 3 months time? My gosh! I’ve been working over a year in gym and barely put any muscle on my biceps but they said my pee-pee wouldn’t be so mini-me anymore by simply applying to a no-sweat exercise and an easy patch. It seems like the answer to every guy’s prayer to me.

If I were you, I wouldn’t mind maxing out my credit card and wasting 1 or 2 years over my penile investment. Who knows I may have a career in porn industry with my-now-longer-bigger-pride-me asset once I graduated from Dick Makeup department.

“Peter Noah, watch out! Give way to ME a.k.a Monster-Dee “

But before you really follow my silly advice, read further for more facts behind those magical pills, ointment, and pump stuffs.

Basically there are two types of penis enlargements method: self–treatment method and surgical method.

Self-treatment method 1: Trimming and Shaving.

I recommend strongly you try this method. No side effect and the result could be seen within minutes. All you need is a new sharp razor, scissors, and shaving lotion. Instead of twisting and pinching your penis, you are going to trim your pubic hairs.

Thicker pubic hairs obscure your penis and mentally you may make it appear bigger by trimming or shaving,

Self treatment method 2: Pills and ointments.

Pills and Ointment are made from natural herbs such as ginkgo and ginseng and several secret formulae that aren’t harmful and concocted specially to give extra nutrition to soft tissue inside penis to enhance penis growth.

Fact 1:
When you take a pill, it goes through your whole body. If a pill could make your penis grow by somehow affecting the soft tissue, it would swell your nipples and your lips and your nostrils as well.

Fact 2:
A study held by Wall Street Journal as reported in News paper’s August 13 edition uncovered a shocking fact and harmful contaminations in several of penis enlargement pills. Contaminations found included mold, yeast, and E-coli bacteria, pesticides, and lead. The study also revealed that there is no actual change to any penis size by consuming penis enlargement pills.

Self treatment method 3: Penis Pump

A cylinder tube equipped with manual or motorized pump to create suction. The suction will draw blood into the penis and trapped it thus cause penis to swell. The higher the vacuum, the bigger blood pressure within your penis thus bigger penis you have. Penis pump has been used in conventional treatment of importance.

Excessive pressure may cause permanent vascular damage, burst blood vessels and form blisters. It is also believed that the rim of the cylinder can cut into the skin and over time cause damage to the ligaments surrounding the penis.

Self Treatment method 4: Jelging

Jelqing is a method intended to enlarge the penis by increasing the blood pressure in the penis, with the goal of permanently increasing the maximum erect size of the penis. This technique, also called "milking", involves wrapping the thumb and index finger around the penis while semi-erect and repeatedly drawing them away from one's body to force blood into the glans, thus encouraging more vascularity in the corpus caver corpus and associated tissues.

Fact: Whether jelqing actually works or not is a subject of controversy

Self Treatment method 5: Clamping

Clamping is a technique that uses a constricting device, such as a shoe string, cable clamp, or a tight cockring. The clamp is firmly tied, clamped, or put, respectively, on the base of the erect penis while "edgeing" (extended masturbation) with a firmly erect penis.
Self Treatment method 6: Stretching and hanging
Stretching consists of gripping the glans, or just behind the glans, and pulling for a set period of time.

Giving a similar effect, hanging consist of attaching a device that grips the glans or just behind the glans and allows a weight to be suspended for specific amount of time.
The idea behind such exercises is to stretch the tunica albuginea and other various tissues of the penis. The general effect is to elongate the penis, although widening can also occur.

Facts behind clamping, stretching and hanging:
In bodybuilding, you workout your muscle to a certain stage that your muscle tissue torn and with proper rest and nutrition those fibers will be replaced with a new and stronger tissue. But with your penis? Never heard penis has muscle.

If penis has muscle I am definitely have forgotten it and left it untrained. Next time I should try to curl barber with it. Who knows I could flex and show off my penis muscle?
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